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'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"And would you like flies with that?"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Fishing Boat Derby

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Way too much tongue!"

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Tartar sauce.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Frog Baby Names

Leap Frog