Fungi Enthusiasts Gifts

I'm glad autumn has finally set in ---- It was a brutally humid summer!

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'I admire your floatibility.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

"Beware of the frog"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

Fishing Boat Derby

"Way too much tongue!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Leap Frog

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'