Fungi Enthusiasts Gifts

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"And would you like flies with that?"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Fishing Boat Derby

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Way too much tongue!"

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Tartar sauce.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Frog Baby Names

Leap Frog