Fungi Fan Gifts

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"I suggest you stop sucking on women's toes, at least until I can clear up that athlete's tongue."

"They're designer plaid, for God's sake. How poisonous can they be?"

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

Morel of the story

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

"Bailiff."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Pond Dipping...

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Why Poodles Become Killers

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'