Funghi Fan Gifts

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Pond Dipping...

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Way too much tongue!"

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'I win!'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

What's the insect de jour?

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Frog Baby Names

'Hey! No Tongues!'