Funghi Fan Gifts

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Pond Dipping...

Fearless Frog Part 12

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"Way too much tongue!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'I win!'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Old Frogs' Home

Ricochet

'Hey! No Tongues!'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

What's the insect de jour?