Funghi Gifts

'What's this? I ordered a 'Death cap mushroom' topping!'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'Could you give us a push?'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

Adios Amoebas

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'I seem to have lost my reason for buying stocks.'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Computing in the Cloud

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

The mushroom pickers

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

"He's cleaning his room because he needs some fungi and mold for his biology class."

Caution Falling Rocks

Fungo range.

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

Morel of the story

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

'Fancy coming back to my pad?'

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!