Froggy Freelancer Gifts

In tray out tray. Frog working from home.

Frog in the puddles.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

He wanted a different one.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

Romantic Frogs

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

What's the insect de jour?

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Girls are OK, but frogs and dogs are more faithful!'

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

Frog and the Baseball.

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

"I thought you were on the pill."

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

Frog mistakes blender for time machine.

Handsome young prince needs money or a kiss.

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'But how do I know you're really a genetic engineer?'