Froggy Humor Lover Gifts

"I'm bar hopping!"

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

What's the insect de jour?

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Romantic Frogs

Frog Baby Names

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

'Steroids.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'Yes, I do have amazing jumping power but I eat only performance enhancing bugs.'

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

'Honest, I'm not a toad - I'm a frog with a skin condition.'

'Get down from there!'

Tadpoles

"I like him. He reminds me of me when I was a frog."