Froggy Humor Lover Gifts

"I'm bar hopping!"

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

Fearless Frog Part 12

He wanted a different one.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

What's the insect de jour?

Ricochet

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Romantic Frogs

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

"Oooh, that one was a bit gamey."

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'Steroids.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Fearless Frog Part 18

'Honest, I'm not a toad - I'm a frog with a skin condition.'

"I like him. He reminds me of me when I was a frog."

'Get down from there!'

'Yes, I do have amazing jumping power but I eat only performance enhancing bugs.'

Tadpoles

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'