Froggy Frolicker Gifts

Tree frog

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Romantic Frogs

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

What's the insect de jour?

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Black Truffles!

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Snowball Fight With Santa

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

Stealth grazing.

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'I swear, if he recites 'Trees' once more, I'm going to drop all my chestnuts on him!'

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'