Farm Frolicker Gifts

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

D.I.Y SUCKS!

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

Furtive Milking

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."