Farm Frolicker Gifts

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

Furtive Milking

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Scrooge McCow

Snowball Fight With Santa

Black Truffles!

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."