Field Frolickers Gifts

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Snowball Fight With Santa

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Black Truffles!

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'I swear, if he recites 'Trees' once more, I'm going to drop all my chestnuts on him!'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'