Field Frolickers Pillows

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Black Truffles!

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Snowball Fight With Santa

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'