Field Frolicker Pillows

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Blackbirds.

'Dad, stop frolicking: You're embarassing me!'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Stealth grazing.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Purple dress

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Black Truffles!

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Snowball Fight With Santa

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'