Field Frolicker Pillows

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Blackbirds.

'Dad, stop frolicking: You're embarassing me!'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Stealth grazing.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Purple dress

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Black Truffles!

Snowball Fight With Santa

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

A man squashed by a giant leaf