Field Frolic Fan Pillows

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Automatic swing machine

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

'Never shoot straight up.'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"Your grass looks great."

Blackbirds.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Stealth grazing.