Wintertime Frolicker Gifts

Sledding

Chase me, chase me cows.

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Black Truffles!

Tall Snowman

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'I swear, if he recites 'Trees' once more, I'm going to drop all my chestnuts on him!'

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."