Feline Frolicker Gifts

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Snowman carrot substitute.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Black Truffles!

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Snowball Fight With Santa

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Stealth grazing.

'I swear, if he recites 'Trees' once more, I'm going to drop all my chestnuts on him!'