Frosty Frolicker Gifts

Ice Skater

Skiing

Chase me, chase me cows.

Snowprov

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Little help?"

Ice skater

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Snowman Driver

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football fan

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Tall Snowman

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Black Truffles!

Snowball Fight With Santa

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!