Festive Frolicker Gifts

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

Carol skaters

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Violin family at Christmas

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"The cookies are always stale."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Black Truffles!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

'I swear, if he recites 'Trees' once more, I'm going to drop all my chestnuts on him!'

A man squashed by a giant leaf