Flower Field Frolicker Gifts

'Spliff?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mad about Roses!

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"You must have a green thumb."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Daffodil bulbs

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

The garden lady.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Valentines Day truck

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Keeping busy?"

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Snowman carrot substitute.

Car with flowers inside

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'