Farmland Frolicker Gifts

"I also thought it was a cult but turns out they're into dancing, farming and orgies."

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Black Truffles!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Furtive Milking

Scrooge McCow

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'