Playful Farmers Gifts

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"She wishes to range free!"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

Costume Party.

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

Furtive Milking

Scrooge McCow

'Big egg.'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'