Playful Farmers Pillows

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"She wishes to range free!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Big egg.'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Furtive Milking

Scrooge McCow

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

The Ox Factor

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.