Fun-loving Farmer Pillows

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

'A few over here, please.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Oh Hi!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Food fight!'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

D.I.Y SUCKS!

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

A Tongue Stud.

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

Scrooge McCow

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'