Fun-loving Farmer T-Shirts

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

'A few over here, please.'

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cow in love'

Bubble Gum Farms.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Oh Hi!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Food fight!'

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Costume Party.

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

D.I.Y SUCKS!

A Tongue Stud.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"