Farming Fun-seeker T-Shirts

'My business model is simple. Produce enough crap and they will come.'

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

Prize vegetables.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cow in love'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Cow's straw

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

An early space launch attempt.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Free Range Employees.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Tractor Racing

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

The Taming of the Ewe

Dogs and Chickens

D.I.Y SUCKS!

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.