Farming Fun-seeker Gifts

'My business model is simple. Produce enough crap and they will come.'

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

Prize vegetables.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cow in love'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Cow's straw

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

An early space launch attempt.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Tractor Racing

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Moo-Magrams Exams

The Taming of the Ewe

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Costume Party.