Farm Funseekers Gifts

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow's straw

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

He likes to make work fun

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Pesky students.