Farm Funseekers Gifts

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow's straw

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Pesky students.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

He likes to make work fun

Circus Act