Farm Fun Seeker Gifts

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

You eat the yummy grass to make yourself SICK!??!

'Is that why they call this a 'cold snap'?'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Why should you guys have all the fun?

Remote control sheep

Where Dances Go

"The secret to my jump over the moon? Well, lots and lots of my own methane of course..."

Turkey Owl

Cominos

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Cow sells fresh pies.

Tractor Racing

Pepperspray Pig

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Coward

Hey, you girls. Come and clean this mess up!

'There lies the remains of Eric, the last in the line of great Cow Tamers!'

Cow Moos With A Jersey Accent

"I swear, he's my half brother: he's a mule you see..."

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Cow's straw

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

French Animal Noises.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'