Farming Fun Gifts

'Here comes the pimp.'

"Oi!"

Prize vegetables.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

Costume Party.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Cow Wash Cycle.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'Big egg.'

Furtive Milking

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.