Farming Fun Lover Gifts

"You don't want to show favouritism, Bruce, it upsets the others."

The Moo-Walk

Farmer Golf

Boogers Pick Your own

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Bubble Gum Farms.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Twitter that!

"Can you keep a secret?"

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Easter Ham Free.

'How now, brown cow?'

Costume Party.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

D.I.Y SUCKS!