Farm Fun-loving Pillows

Isn't it great you can have a job you can do pi**ed?!

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow's straw

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Tractor Racing

Moo-Magrams Exams

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

Costume Party.

Cow Wash Cycle.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

French Animal Noises.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'This is my mom and dad.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"