Farm Fun-loving Pillows

Isn't it great you can have a job you can do pi**ed?!

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow's straw

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Tractor Racing

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Cow Wash Cycle.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

French Animal Noises.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

D.I.Y SUCKS!

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

'I see the Maids have been in!'