Farmyard Flirt Gifts

'Stop playing hard to get!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Diner

Dedication to excellence....

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Do kids eat free?"

'The sty is falling!!'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Costume Party.

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Doc's Kid.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Tropical Cow Tank

Furtive Milking

Scrooge McCow