Farm Charm Lover Gifts

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

The Cattle show Week.

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"