Farm Charm Gifts

'The horse has had colic for two days but you don't want me to see him?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"I'm an enigma!"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

A Palindrome Cow.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

The Taming of the Ewe

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Cow Wash Cycle.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Maternity ward on the farm.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"