Farm Romantics Gifts

'You're a free range chicken? -- That sounds so romantic!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Milking the Cow.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Shepherd

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

A solar powered cow.

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

Rural Cityscape

Sheep

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

Brown cow