Romantic Farmer Gifts

Hey lads, love is in the air!

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

Tree Passion

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Can you keep a secret?"

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'