Romantic Farmer Prints

Hey lads, love is in the air!

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Tree Passion

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Twitter that!

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Easter Ham Free.

'How now, brown cow?'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

D.I.Y SUCKS!