Farmstead Romantics Gifts

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

The Scenic Route

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

Shepherd

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Rural Cityscape

Sheep

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

Brown cow

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

"I'm off girls...gonna make the most of being an empty nester, while it lasts!!"