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"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

The Scenic Route

Life is simpler in the sticks.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

Shepherd

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

The pen is mightier than the sward.

A bee and a flower are in bed.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

Rural Cityscape

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

Brown cow

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"I'm off girls...gonna make the most of being an empty nester, while it lasts!!"

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

Sheep

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head