Farmhouse Romantic T-Shirts

'While we often do allow couples to choose music with personal significance, I'm not sure we can go along with Hi-ho the derry-o the farmer takes a wife.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

The Rural Bidet...

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Shepherd

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Chocolate-coated rocks! Oh darling, you're spoiling me!"

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

Brown cow

Rural Cityscape

Sheep

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"I'm off girls...gonna make the most of being an empty nester, while it lasts!!"

'Stop playing hard to get!'

"You call this pigswill food?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

'What do you think of the barn conversion.'

You have reached your destination... Shat Nav

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

She was his star, and he followed her career closely.

"You're really crazy about that girl, aren't you, boy."