Farmhouse Romantic T-Shirts

'While we often do allow couples to choose music with personal significance, I'm not sure we can go along with Hi-ho the derry-o the farmer takes a wife.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

The Rural Bidet...

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Shepherd

"Chocolate-coated rocks! Oh darling, you're spoiling me!"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

A bee and a flower are in bed.

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

Rural Cityscape

Sheep

"I'm off girls...gonna make the most of being an empty nester, while it lasts!!"

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Brown cow

...and I see the catering is sorted.

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

'Stop playing hard to get!'

"When this is all over, let's move to the sticks."

You have reached your destination... Shat Nav

"You're really crazy about that girl, aren't you, boy."

"You call this pigswill food?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

'What do you think of the barn conversion.'

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

Grant Wood didn't like the original composition for his 'American Gothic' painting.