Rural Romantic T-Shirts

'That settles it, we're not ducks!'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

WARNING! The city is a cold heartless place.

'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.

She was his star, and he followed her career closely.

...and I see the catering is sorted.

I can't work out how I got here either!

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

You have reached your destination... Shat Nav

'True, you work like a horse, but I bring home the bacon!'

"Hello, what's your sign?"

'You're wicked'

'It looks like rain. Let's roll her into the barn.'

A cow stands at a farm selling fresh milk.

Shepherd

"You're in the country. What did you think I would be driving?"

Brown cow

Sheep

"You're really crazy about that girl, aren't you, boy."

Lonesome for home, Cowboy: Tumbleweeds...$14.99.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Rural Cityscape

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Horse drawn rake

The Nutmeg-Grater

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

Despite my new found wealth, the grass still tastes the same.

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of farming are the hardest.'

"You've got a lot of spunk for a city kid, but the cows are that way. We don't milk the bull!"

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

The pen is mightier than the sward.