Rural Romantics T-Shirts

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

Rural Life - '... and to think that today it is St. Medardus Day! ...'

'A menage a trois That's sick'

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

'And just why would we need caller I.D.?'

Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

The Remote Olympics

Shepherd

The pen is mightier than the sward.

'I love you guys!'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

Maternity ward on the farm.

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

Rural Cityscape

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

Sheep

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Brown cow

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'