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'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Maternity ward on the farm.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Shepherd

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

Sheep

Brown cow

Rural Cityscape

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

Shooting in Ireland

"You're really crazy about that girl, aren't you, boy."

You have reached your destination... Shat Nav

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn