Rural Romance Reveler T-Shirts

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

You're the olive in my martini

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Jenga!!!

'Your barn door's open.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

COW. JUST COW.

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Maternity ward on the farm.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

Shepherd

Sheep

Brown cow

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

Rural Cityscape

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'So I guess it's New Year!'