Rural Romance Reveler Gifts

'Randy! I heard you was kissin' Sally Jo in the silo and now you is plannin' to take her to the Hoedown!

Chase me, chase me cows.

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

You're the olive in my martini

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Jenga!!!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Your barn door's open.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Shepherd

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

The pen is mightier than the sward.

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

Maternity ward on the farm.

COW. JUST COW.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Rural Cityscape

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

Brown cow

Sheep