Romance Reveler Gifts

'I'm confused!'

Jenga!!!

1619: Valentine's Day

You're the olive in my martini

Valentines

I think we're alone now!

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Theorbo

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Joust Sharpener

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Mermaids in love

Snake Eyes

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

The Bare Minimum

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

Merry Kissmas

'So now what?'

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

The men of your dreams

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Vitruvian Manatee

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'