Rustic Romance Reveler Gifts

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

You're the olive in my martini

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Vitruvian Manatee

Jenga!!!

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

' Love and pole vault'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

The Rudges' peaceful home

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

I think we're alone now!

Tonight's specials are printed on the side of the barn. ? Bar.

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Early Photobomb