Rustic Romance Reveler Gifts

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

You're the olive in my martini

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Jenga!!!

Vitruvian Manatee

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

' Love and pole vault'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

The Rudges' peaceful home

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

I think we're alone now!

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Early Photobomb

"Redwood or oak?"