Rustic Romance Gifts

"Redwood or oak?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

"You're such a good listener."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Diamond outfits

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love linked

Love Conquers All

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Ostriches making out

After the Sentence

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)