Rustic Romance Pillows

"Redwood or oak?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Ostriches making out

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Missing You.

After the Sentence

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Oh, how sweet of you."