Rustic Romance Fan Gifts

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Love knows no boundaries.

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

Separations.

Valentines

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

"So, do you come here often?"

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Weditorials

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

You make me want to be a better bum.