Romantic Fiction Fan Gifts

"I understand you ladies are quite into Romantic Fiction...like to come up to my room and make some?"

"Who? You were expecting someone else, perhaps?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Romance

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Hansel and Gretal

Going Down?

Mermaids in love

'Well this is awkward.'

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

Victor Hugo

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Hi again

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"Yes, I can talk with the animals, but what people don't realise is that the animals are so bloody boring."

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Modern Charm

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

"Might I suggest we go to your place as mine is nothing more than a living hell hole."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"My real son was made of wood."

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

Romance Scene