Romantic Fiction Fan Gifts

"I understand you ladies are quite into Romantic Fiction...like to come up to my room and make some?"

"Who? You were expecting someone else, perhaps?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Romance

Hansel and Gretal

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Going Down?

Mermaids in love

'Well this is awkward.'

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Victor Hugo

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Yes, I can talk with the animals, but what people don't realise is that the animals are so bloody boring."

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"Might I suggest we go to your place as mine is nothing more than a living hell hole."

Romance Scene

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"My real son was made of wood."

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Modern Charm

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'We checked the entire apartment and there's no sign of this 'Rapunzel' lady... Although we did find a suspicious hair. Want me to have forensics check to see if it's a match?'